Saturday, December 24, 2011

Happy Holidays

Here is me sharing my costume with my new cousin olivia and brother/uncle Hidaka. I'm so nice. Santa better be good to me.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Mommy has Crabs

Mommy told me not to use that title. But i don't care. This is what she gets for leaving me home alone saturday night. Didn't she learn her lesson the last time she left me home alone? this time i left a huge pile of puke on the hardwood floor and a smaller pile on the rug. 

Mommy stayed with the grandparents Saturday night since she and grandpa had to leave at 4am to go deep sea fishing. Mommy said the trip was a success and she was able to take home 10 rock cods, 6 dungeness crabs and 2 rock crabs. Grandpa did too so that's a whole bunch of crabs and fish! I only saw 2 crabs and 6 fish filets tho....that's all mommy brought home since she left the rest for the grandparents to pass out to friends. We shared a crab late last night, and today we had pan fried cod. Both were super duper yummy.

Video: I don't like it when mommy doesn't pay attention to me:

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Friday, December 16, 2011

Slayer Hates Me

Today I had a play date. Auntie Sannie and uncle Dorie brought Slayer over to play with me. Mommy said that he was a super sweet cat that gets along with everyone. I was scared at first but I eventually started to feel more comfortable around him. But i hissed at him ... A super tiny one when he came too close to me and i think that got me on his bad side. Because a little while later when mommy was holding me and auntie San was holding slayer and we got too close he straight up open mouth hissed at me with saliva chunks flying everywhere. Even in my eyes! That was scary. I was shaky for a bit and decided to give slayer some space even though he was in my house.

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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

I gotz killed

.... by mama. I hate her.

Lobster Award?!

I didn't get a lobster! MOM! Did you eat my lobster? huh? Liebster? Oooh! Nellie gave me a Liebster Blog  Award? This is totally awesome! Thank you Nellie! This is a picture of me accepting the award. Momma says that i look very proud of myself in this photo...well I am. 

I am a bit worried that Nellie might have a crush on me.  She told me recently that she walks around naked all the time. And now she gave me an award with a huge red heart on it! I have a girlfriend so this is a bit awkward.... what? Mommy just told me that Nellie gave 5 blogs this award so stop being such a dog.... i hate her.

The Cat from Hell - Penelope 
Nellie is a very pretty 12 year old lilac point siamese. She seems to have had a very rough babyhood, but luckily she was adopted into a wonderful family. Being born on the wrong side of the tracks, she still has the right amount of naughtiness in her to make her a sexy bad girl. Her family is also pretty cool. Her feline brother catches quails and their human parents roasts it for them for dinner!!!!

So it seems that this award is not just circulating among us, the superiorest living species on earth... but to all blogs no matter the subject. Why anyone will want to blog about anything other than cats... i have no idea. In order to accept this award, there's 4 steps one must take:
1. Copy and paste the award on your blog
2. Thank the giver and link back to them.
3. Reveal your top 5 pics and let them know by leaving a comment on their blog.
4. Hope your followers will spread the love to other bloggers.

Here are my top five...

Crew's Views
I'm sure this is no surprise to anyone. This is my favorite blog, since this is the only way I get to see my girlfriend Tipper. You see, we're in a long distance relationship (Wisconsin, California). Tipper comes from a fairly big family. Not only does she live with her human parents, but she has 2 feline brothers, George and Max, and one feline sister named Misty. Their feline nephew Gino and some human children visits them often. 
Mark's Mews
I don't know who Mark is, but this blog belongs to three great cats, Ayla, Iza and Marley. They call their human TBT for "The Big Thing"and get away with it. If i called mommy that, she'll get mad and say that i'm calling her fat. Daddy has to put up with that all the time. Anyways, there's always great advice and pretty flowers on their blog. And my buddies at Mark's Mews are always giving me wonderful advice whenever I need help. 
The Poupounette
This is one HUGE melting pot of a family. There's the human parents of course, a canine dog named Tom, 4 feline siblings Bibi, Tama, Sei, Genji and a horse named Vidock. They live in France, and they are kinda Japanesey like me. They live surrounded by lots of nature... so different from the tiny condo mommy and i live in.
Athena the Torbie Cat
Athena is one very sweet cat. She is currently taking a break from blogging to take care of her sick human mommy. They have had a rough year, since her feline brother Kit was also very sick earlier this year. We are all keeping our paws crossed, and hope that her mommy feels better real soon. 
This is Grandmas Blog. She likes to paint, but she hasn't painted my portrait yet. Maybe one day she will. She's been busy painting a multi-language ABC & Number book for my human cousin Olivia who was born in August. Auntie Kathy added the text and had it published into a hard copy book. 

My apologies for the horrible formatting. Mommy messed it up. 

Thursday, December 8, 2011

My Girl

I am the luckiest mancat alive. My girlfriend Tipper had some sexy photos taken of herself just for me! She even took her collar off. I can't stop looking at her. Isn't she pretty?

Mommy said I look like a perv in these photos...sorry Tipper. I got too excited. I didn't mean to step on your face. I was imagining you were here with me.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Gato Burrito

I scared mommy today. I usually sleep next to mommy on the bed. She was about to fall asleep and felt me on her leg so she looked over to pet me and I wasn't there. She was calling out my name but I didn't move. I was completely wrapped in her "hanten" (a Japanese robe). She poked me but i still didnt budge. I had somehow managed to roll myself into a burrito and stay completely still. Mommy thought I wasn't breathing. She had to crawl out of the warm bed to turn the light on to check on me. This is actually pretty comfy. I think I'll sleep like this the rest of the night.

YouTube Video

You might want to skip to the end of video to see that I'm okay. I did such a good job laying still the video is boring.

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Thursday, December 1, 2011

Happy birthday to me...

Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday dear me-e-e
Happy birthday to me.

According to my adoption paperwork today is my birthday. Mommy said its probably a fake birthday since she was told I was estimated to be 5 years. 12/1 is probably my surrender date. Still mommy said she would rather celebrate what she thinks is my birthday than my gotcha day so she made me a cake. Tasted disgusting so I made her serve me something else that I liked.

After dinner lots of people came over. I thought it was my birthday party but momma said it was a farewell party for a neighbor. That makes sense. Taz was my only friend that showed up.

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Sunday, November 27, 2011

Cheating Momma 3

Mommy visited auntie Suko and her 5 cats today. Mommy said that she wants to catnap them... I hope she's not thinking of replacing me just because I scratched her yesterday. Sheesh I told her I was sorry.

Duke visited me once, a week after I was adopted to welcome me home. He ate my food, played with my toys and took over me and mommy's bed.

Duke has 4 brothers and sisters. Mommy said they're all very sweet and friendly cats. Ella is mommy's favorite... She chirps at birds!

Here's George. Mommy said he fell off the couch when he was turning over for a tummy rub. What a dummy. Fine that happens to me too... But I umm do that on purpose... Yeah.

Heres Shooter with Duke. He wasnt a fan of all the little kiddy hands grabbing him and went away for some privacy. Auntie Suko said he's usually the friendliest. I understand. I don't like children either.

Last but not least here's gizmo the Maine Coon. Auntie Suko found him abandoned on a bridge when he was a teenie baby. He's a bit shy.

Sounds like a house full of fun. I miss having kitty siblings... Daddy says one day I can have one...but I have to be patient.

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Friday, November 25, 2011

Mommy Launchpad

I'm in trouble again. Mommy was resting on the couch watching the ghost whisperer, recovering from black Friday shopping. I decided to make myself comfortable and I "accidentally" pushed my butthole on mommy's nose and laid down. Mommy said there was a piece of poop on my butt and that it was super stinky. She had the nerve to nudge my butt away which startled me. I used mommy's chest as a launch pad and leaped across the room. I left a 5.5inch gash and a 4 inch gash on mommy's chest.

Uncle/Brother Hidaka has been bad too. He's learned to sneak out the yard. Yesterday when the parents took the grandparents home after thanksgiving dinner, Hidaka was in the driveway waiting for them. He's a big doggie and so he scares people. Mommy's worried that he's depressed and can get himself into some serious trouble.

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Thursday, November 24, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving!

Today mommy gave me "thanksgiving day dinner" for breakfast.

A 5 star gourmet entree?! My butthole. It looks nothing like the thanksgiving feast mommy's been telling me about. We were expecting shredded turkey, bits of potatoes and cranberries... Instead we get this...

At least it doesn't taste horrible. Mommy said that dinner will be late tonight but I'll get the thanksgiving dinner I've been dreaming about. Can't wait.

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Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Sixaxis Pillow

Momma asked me how this could be comfortable. I was just using it as a pillow so mommy would feel bad about playing. But she just took a picture and pushed my head off. I hate her.

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Monday, November 21, 2011

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Poor Kitty

Mommy's crying. She saw this photo on cute overload that was taken after a flood in Vietnam in 2007, and it reminded her of the tsunami that hit Japan earlier this year. Mommy wanted to take this moment to recognize a wonderful organization that's been rescuing helpless animals like this little guy in Japan following the disaster, JEARS (Japan Earthquake Animal Rescue and Support). They are no longer accepting monetary donations, but they do have wishlists on Amazon for much needed supplies that can be shipped directly to them.

UPDATE: Mommy just found out that this kitten wasn't rescued. The photographer (Graham Lavery) responded to the cute overload post, and told his story. Mommy understands why he had to leave the kitty be, and hopes that she'll never have to make such a heartbreaking decision like this. So do i. 

Greenies Overdose

Mommy said i did a very bad thing last night. She had overfilled the plastic container she keeps my Greenies® in so it didn't twist shut all the way. I broke into it last night while she was sleeping and ate most of it... like 30 pieces. Momma said that i'm going to get "gastric upset and diarrhea". I don't care. Like momma says when she scarfs down a pint of ice cream..... who cares about the aftermath, it's yummy. 

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Poopie Pillow

As you know, mommys been making me take medicine. It has been a huge struggle for the both of us. Thank you all for the great advice to make it easier for me to take it. I know its good for me, but it still tastes yucky. But it sucks having to take a pill in the morning, and three at night.  After reading the comment from my dear Tipper, I decided i needed to be a man and put up with it too.  Before when mommy shoved pills down my throat i would shake my head and keep my mouth shut making it impossible to get medicine down. If she was successful getting it in and wouldn't let my head go, I would use my tongue and ooze it out the side of my mouth. So imagine how shocked mommy was when i took my medicine Friday night. She knows its a matter of time, but she hopes i stay obedient until i'm done with my antibiotics (8 more days). The Zyrtec and cortizone she's not as concerned about if i lose some of the dose.

But i wasn't about to let mommy get away with it that easily. Saturday morning, when mommy went to grab her phone next to her pillow she noticed a few poo poo paw prints on her pillow. I had left it there the day before, but she didn't see it when she went to bed because she didn't turn her light on. She slept with her head in my poo poo.... BWAHAHAHAHA

This is why i have to take medicine:

Mommy finally caught my coughing attacks on camera. She missed the first 2/3 of it fumbling with her phone:

I sneeze a lot. I blame her for not cleaning:

yummy boogers.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

I'm Starving

Mommy won't feed me.

I had a feeling mommy's been reading my diary. Tonight she tried mixing the medicine with the cream cheese like my friends at Mark's Mews recommended. (Super great idea by the way!!!! Thank you) But I saw her doing it, so i wasn't about to fall for it. I decided to track it across the house instead. She tried shoving a dollop in my mouth and i spit it out and stomped on it, tracking more around the house. This made mommy even more frustrated with me. Now she's trying to hide the cream cheese in the greenies pill capsules and tossed them in my dinner bowl. I'm not stupid. She's stupid for thinking i'll get hungry enough to eat it. Two can play this game. I'm stubborn like momma. I'm not going to make it easy for her. I'll just pace around whining and petting her until she gives in and give me dinner.

BTW... do you know the siamese cat song? Humans at mommy's work started singing it when they saw this picture of the two siamese babies terrorizing me at the vet...

Monday, November 7, 2011


Momma got me drugs. She's a bad influence.

She was worried that I had asthma and so she dragged me to the vet today. Dr. S thinks it might just be a sinus infection so she prescribed me a couple different medications to take. They were yucky so I had a hard time swallowing them tonight. The usual greenies pill capsules didn't mask the yuckiness. But momma said I better take the medicine and get better or next time I'll get X-rayed and get a qtip up my nose. Mommy also found a bump on me and Dr. S. picked at it. I heard something about it being a wart or cancer. Dr. S said she'll check for us when I get sedated for a teeth cleaning. Said there's nothing to be worried about but we still are.

To add to the crappy day, there were baby cats terrorizing me while I was stuck in the carrier. Ggrr!

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Friday, November 4, 2011

I know what Santa's getting me...

Momma found these on today, and they're only on sale for 3 days! Dunno why she bought 4 of the DJ Scratching Decks tho..... they better all be for me.

If you're not already a member you can use this link to sign up: Then mommy gets money. :)

Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Tank Playhouse

UPDATE: No more tank playhouse for me. Momma says i probably won't fit. I hate her..