Tuesday, May 31, 2011


Daddy and mommy have been working on this puzzle for two days now. I need to destroy this so that they never work on a puzzle again. Should I undo all their hard work? Or just eat a piece....

Monday, May 30, 2011

More Tears

My eye was all better until about an hour ago. Mommy's threatening to take me to the vet if I don't stop crying.


Mommy bought me a pair of jeans today. I've decided that she can wear the pants in this household. I prefer to be naked.

Sunday, May 29, 2011


Mommy and daddy were both worried about me since my left eye was watery earlier tonight. It was very uncomfortable but it seems to be okay now. Speaking of tears, I wish I could learn to cry on command. Imagine all the treats I could guilt mommy into giving me.

Ear Plugs Please

It's almost 2am and mommy's still watching tv. I wish I could sink in deeper to muffle out the sound.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Audrey III

It's been less than 16 hours since I posted about the weed mommy's growing for me. We're both creeped out that it's grown so much since then. I hope it doesn't eat us like in the little shop of horrors...


A couple days ago mommy said she was finally going to help me make the present her friend Suko, Joe and their 5 kitty children gave me back in January . Today funny green stuff started popping out. Is this what people call weeds? Isnt it illegal? That's what I heard on the news.

Thursday, May 26, 2011


Daddy has a tummyache. I'm waiting for him to come out. The laser pointer won't work without him.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Ooh la la

What's that mommy? Is that what I think it is? Mommy and me corn? Mommy why are you laughing? It's only corn.....

Monday, May 23, 2011

Magnificent Me

Petsmart is hosting an online contest titled "My Magnificent Adopted Pet". Mommy said that she was going to enter the contest because she thinks i'm absolutely "magnificent". I bet she'll wait to do it until the very last minute. She's like that..... I'll be very mad at her if she forgets. 


Saturday, May 21, 2011

I admit..

I'm a little jealous of Taz. Mommy should only pay attention to me.

Roll on back and act cute to get mommy's attention back:

Do the same just out of reach to test mommy. If she really loves me she will throw Taz off her lap and come to me:


Taz isn't so bad afterall. I think we can be friends. Does this mean I have cooties now?


Mommy's doggy sitting for a neighbor today. I think she has cooties. "she" being Taz the dog. Not mommy.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Present for Mommy

Mommy did not like the vomit plus giant hairball that I left on her bed. She had to hand wash the comforter and has to wash the sheets now because it completely soaked through. Maybe she'll think twice about leaving me home alone again.

Making sure the pigeons don't steal the comforter

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Don't Leave Me

Mommy and daddy are celebrating their anniversary in the city tonight and won't be back until tomorrow. She promised to take me but she changed her mind. Said I would be more comfortable at home than in a strange place. She might be right but I'm still not happy. Maybe if I hide her suitcase she won't go . . .

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Go Away

Mommy's jealous that I'm sleeping and she can't until her laundry is done so she won't leave me alone. Arrgghh.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Do Re Me NOT

Mommy's been trying to teach me piano. This is what I have to say about that.....

YouTube Video

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Cooking Mama

Mommy was making stew for dinner and I wanted to help. Unfortunately I couldn't reach the stove so I decided to cheer her on while she cooked instead.

YouTube Video

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Falsely Accused

Mommy was super proud of me this morning.

When she feeds me a large can of food she only gives me half per serving. Last night she forgot to put the remaining half in the fridge. I didn't even touch it. Mommy told me how proud of me she was. I'm not. I wish I had known it was there then I wouldn't have had to meow 2 hours for my breakfast.

Speaking of stealing, on Thursday Aunt Sandra accused me of trying to steal her wallet. She even posted a photo on Facebook so the world would think I'm a thief! I swear I wasn't trying to take her wallet...only the money that's inside.

Friday, May 13, 2011


About time blogger is back and running! Mommy got me a new toy that I've been dying to show off. It looks a bit funny but it's still lots of fun.

YouTube Video

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Crash Test

Mommy showed me a video last night.  It's a bit violent so she was hesitant at first about showing it to me since I'm only five. I reminded her that i'm really more like 35 which makes me older than her so she has no right to parental control what i watch. 

Even though i have my own blog, I still struggled with clicking on the "replay" button so I needed mommy's help. After we watched it 10 times, mommy said "no more".  I ended up sulking in the corner with my butt turned towards her....what? did you just call me immature? what do you expect? I'm five. 

The original video can be found here: Cat's Crash Test

I have crabs!

Well imitation crab that is.

Since my breakfast ran away from me this morning, mommy knew I was starving by dinnertime. She gave me a can of fussie cat cat food since its more filling than what i usually eat and it's super yummy. It has real pieces of surimi in it.

Mommy says it's in California rolls too and she'll bring me back some the next time daddy orders it. Yay.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Paws Crossed

The judging for the OKCats Tummy Contest has started! To view the photos and to vote for your favorite, please visit their blog entry at:  "Tummy Contest - The Entries"   But if you're a PETophile ...go away.

dreaming of winning for TVAR

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Happy Mothers Day!

Mommy woke up this morning with her bottom lip in my mouth. I was giving her a mother's day kiss but mommy misunderstood and thought I was biting her. I got yelled at. :(

Happy 1st kitty mothers day anyways mommy.

Mommy and Me


I'm sad. I have an owie. Mommy found it yesterday when she was cleaning my ears and now it looks worse. I blame her.

Return of the Toys

Mommy said tomorrow's mothers day so we have guests coming over for brunch. This means mommy has to clean. Here comes my MIA army of toys from under the couch... 1... 2... 3.... 4....welcome back to papa.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Tummy contest

Mommy found out that okcats.blogspot.com was hosting a tummy contest with award money going to a shelter of the winners choice. So exciting! I can't wait to get prettied up and have mommy take pictures of me. "Say what? Today? Deadline's today? I'm not ready...."

Mommy and I looked through her iPhone for the best photo of my tummy. It was a hard decision to make but we decided on this one...

Runner up: We both thought this was more of a boobie picture.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Soy un Gato

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Mommy made me a soft taco to celebrate. The corn tortilla was gross and the meat tasted like cat food but the cheese on top was "yum".

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

I <3 Toys

Mommy's been shopping again. I love when stuff she orders come in boxes cuz that means I have a box to play in until she throws it out.

"next...next...next...I likie!....wtf? Are you talking to me?! Stop calling me names that's not very nice!"

That grey fuzzy mousy was a gift from my TVAR foster mommy. It's one of my favorites.

Monday, May 2, 2011


There's a raccoon on my head....

Beard Papa


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Cupertino, CA

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