When she feeds me a large can of food she only gives me half per serving. Last night she forgot to put the remaining half in the fridge. I didn't even touch it. Mommy told me how proud of me she was. I'm not. I wish I had known it was there then I wouldn't have had to meow 2 hours for my breakfast.
Speaking of stealing, on Thursday Aunt Sandra accused me of trying to steal her wallet. She even posted a photo on Facebook so the world would think I'm a thief! I swear I wasn't trying to take her wallet...only the money that's inside.