Monday, October 31, 2011

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Ceramic Water Bowl

Right after mommy pooped (and flushed), I decided to help myself to some water from the toilet. There’s something yummier about this water compared to the fresh water mommy puts out for me. Mommy said this was disgusting… I don’t see what the big deal is. She sees me licking my butt all the time. 

Monday, October 24, 2011

Dogs are Evil

I have proof. I found this old picture of Hidaka...

He even likes water! We all know that water is evil. Mommy's telling me to stop spreading lies, but I don't think anyone normal would enjoy cold water sprayed on them...

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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Bloody Lip

Mommy's complaining her lip hurts. It's not my fault I bit her by accident. This wouldn't have happened if she didnt try to feed me like a momma bird. What a dummy.

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Monday, October 10, 2011

Introducing Kazmir (Fat Cat Rescue)

Mommy got a coupon in the mail for Wellness, and since I eat Wellness Indoor Health, mommy went to PETCO yesterday (Sunday) to pick up a bag. She loves bargains. She already has a cabinet shelf full of wet food, which i go through 2 a day, but she picked up more since it was buy 10 get 10% off. <eyeroll>. She is such a sucker.

Mommy said she had a super fun PETCO trip. There was some kind of event going on, and so there were dogs and cats everywhere! A local cat rescue group called "Fat Cat Rescue" was also there, with 5 kitties. They had just arrived, so mommy didn't get to play with them. The were stacked in those plastic carriers still, since their cages were getting all comfy-ed up for them. Mommy had to say hi, so she looked into one of the carriers and met "Kazmir".  He was curled up in the back, but meowed loudly when he saw mommy. They chatted back and forth for a few minutes, until she had to go. Mommy thought he had the cutest lips. His lower lip was black on the corners, but hot pink in the middle, similar to Geisha makeup. Everytime he meowed you saw a flash of pink. Mommy wanted to bring him home, but since she can't, she wanted me to do a little post introducing him to see if we can help find him a new forever home.

"I was on death row at the shelter in Red Bluff
until the folks at Fat Cat bailed me out"
Fat Cat Rescue
All Adoptable Kitties

Thursday, October 6, 2011

I need to hide all the dairy in the house.....

Sometimes i really hate momma. Do you remember the fart video i posted awhile back? Well she did it again.... this time is was absolutely intentional. She said one of my fans on youtube asked her to. arrrgghh. Anyways,  i played dead hoping she'll get the hint. she just laughed. I hate her.