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Monday, April 11, 2011
I'm a Mommy Molester
As usual I woke up 20 minutes before mommy's alarm went off and tried to convince her to wake up early. How rude! I think she's learned to tune me out. I wonder what she'll do if i stuck my tongue in her mouth. *poke* .... yay she's petting me "puuurrrrrrr". Wait...that's it? that only lasted about 5 seconds. *poke*. "purrrrr", *poke*, "purrrrrr". BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP... mommy reached over to turn off the alarm and went back to sleep...... or so I thought. She was laying there like a zombie with with her eyes open. Is she dead? *WACK* right in the boobies..... eeek! She's alive.... RUN!