I'm a Mommy Molester

As usual I woke up 20 minutes before mommy's alarm went off and tried to convince her to wake up early. How rude! I think she's learned to tune me out.  I wonder what she'll do if i stuck my tongue in her mouth. *poke* ....  yay she's petting me "puuurrrrrrr". Wait...that's it? that only lasted about 5 seconds. *poke*. "purrrrr", *poke*, "purrrrrr".  BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP... mommy reached over to turn off the alarm and went back to sleep...... or so I thought.  She was laying there like a zombie with with her eyes open. Is she dead? *WACK* right in the boobies..... eeek! She's alive.... RUN!

"Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband..."