I'm feeling better!

Mommy was feeling horrible when she found out I had tapeworm since she thought it made her a bad mom. So she was relieved to hear from many of you that it’s pretty common.  The good news is that we think the worm moved out the same day we applied the medicine. I am feeling so much better, and I have a bigger appetite now. Mommy thinks this is funny since I’m no longer eating for two (or more).  Mommy on the other hand has not completely recovered. She is still traumatized by the tapeworm. During the week or so she was finding the little sesame seeds around the house, she was trying to figure out what it was. She played with them, squished them, rolled them between her fingers to try to figure out what it was.  She even rehydrated them to see if it’ll sprout a leaf. Basically she was touching them with her bare hands.  She is now constantly washing her hands with soapy hot water that they are starting to feel a bit dry. If you want to see what these faux sesame seeds look like rehydrated, click here.

Some of you might be wondering if I have forgiven mommy for giving me a bath. I have.  Don’t think I didn’t put up a fight. I left a deep scratch on mommy’s boob during the bath. I was aiming for a “Z” for Zorro...i mean Zero, but I didn’t get a chance to finish.  Saturday morning, I tried to choke mommy in her sleep.  I pawed at her throat, until she was gasping for air. I think we’re even now.

Speaking of Saturday, I thought mommy was going to take me to the vet since i got shoved into the kitty backpack. Mommy told me that if I didn’t stop struggling, we’ll both die. She’s such a drama queen.  Turns out the fire alarm went off for the building. I’m so used to mommy’s alarm clock going off for an hour that it didn’t bother me. Getting shoved into a bag however did.  We went outside, and went around the building to make sure there wasn’t a fire. Turns out someone on the 3^rd floor set off the fire alarm when they burned their popcorn in the microwave. Noob.