I always sleep next to mommy on the bed. The only time i don't is when i'm mad at her, or if she flops around too much in her sleep. Every morning Mommy and I cuddle before she gets up to prepare me
breakfast. As soon as mommy's foot touches the floor I leap off the bed, and beat her to the kitchen. I always win.
Saturday... i thought i'll mess with mommy a bit. Mommy woke up and couldn't find me on the bed. She was too lazy to get out of bed, and to put on her glasses so she just leaned over the bed see if i was there. She thought she saw me laying on the floor next to the bed. She talked to "me" for a while, and even tried to pet "me" but "i" was just right out of reach. It was unusual for me to be silent, and not go to her when called that she started to worry. She got out of bed, and reached over to shake me and realized then that "I" was just a pair of jeans she left on the floor the night before. dummy. Mommy put on her glasses and walked around the house looking for me. When she came back to bed, there I was on the headboard and i told her "meoow" (translation: 4 eyed dummy), then jumped down and beat her to the kitchen.