Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Hells Kitchen

I'm in trouble again. In fact I'm currently locked in the bathroom serving a 10 minute timeout.

Mommy just cooked some spicy teriyaki chicken to take to work for lunch. Since it was super hot she packed them in Tupperware and left the lid off to cool. I know I'm not allowed on the kitchen counter, but I really didn't think I would get caught. Mommy was busy watching Hells Kitchen on Hulu.

I was next to mommy at the beginning and made sure she knew I was there in case I needed an alibi. But during one of the short commercial breaks she looked around for me, and found me with the largest piece of chicken on the kitchen floor. I thought I would get away with it. I was super quiet, and I made sure the Tupperware looked untouched. But the chicken was too hot to eat so I couldn't gobble it all up. Aarrgghh. I didn't get a single bite in before it was snatched away from me. Mommy put the one I dropped in a ziploc bag. I thought she was saving it for me since she left it on the counter. So when she went away I jumped on the counter again. I think it may have been a trap since here came mommy running over again. This time I got snatched up and thrown in the bathroom. I hope my non stop meowing is making mommy feel guilty.


  1. The bafroom isnt the worst place. At least there is water in there.

  2. This is clearly your mom's fault and not yours, Mr. Zeroichi. EVERYTHING belongs to the cat. It is her that should be given a timeout for stealing your stuff.

    your friends, Fuzzy and Zoe

  3. Zero dear, you were perfectly within your rights to have some chick-hen. After all, if it was left on the counter, it automatically belongs to you!!

    Love & hugs

    PS If our Mom wants to protect something from us, she puts it in the microwave and shuts the door so we can't get at it.

  4. Well, it was a good try, Zeroichi. I think if it is on the counter, it is fair game!

  5. I think if it's IN THE HOUSE it belongs to you. Did she give it back or what?