Friday, July 15, 2011

I don't deserve this

Today sucked!!! Aunt Sannie came to visit tonight and they both ganged up on me! Mommy started cleaning my butt which had a bunch of the tapeworm chunks stuck to it. I usually clean it off before mommy looks but the quantity had gotten out of control I cant keep up. And while mommy was wiping it white stuff oozed out and mommy flung me off and screamed. Aunt Sannie has never heard mommy scream like that ever before. Mommy thinks the worm started to come out and went back in. Anyways they trapped me in the bathroom and poked and prodded me some more. I made the bathroom all stinky with my anal phlegm juice so they gave me a bath. This is the worst day of my life.








After I finally licked myself dry, they came after me again. They put some yucky stuff that felt like frontline on my neck. Is this whole flea induced nightmare ever going to end?



8 comments:

  1. Oh, poor Zero-Chan! That sounds just awful!!!!!

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  2. Oh bless your little heart. :( I, Fuzzy, got worms one time, probably from eating a flea. It totally grossed my mom out, but I was fine in no time. I'm so very sorry you're having to go through this, little friend!! Purrs to you and your Mommy.

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  3. You poor thing! The indignity! At least it's all over with and soon you'll be well. Worms=Evil.

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  4. The same thing happened to me when I hadded fleas. That medicine really works, I promise! I know things seem really bleak right now, but I promise it will get better.

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  5. Oh what terrible tortures you had to endure! Yep, that was probably the wormie coming out that you saw. It is pretty yucky, but the medicine will help you.

    Just FYI for the next time you use Frontline, it floats on the oil surface of your skin and then is absorbed into the sebaceous glands where it is released the next 30 days, so it works best when your skin is slightly dirty. It is best to wait 2-3 days after bathing to apply the Frontline Plus so it is absorbed better.

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  6. OMC! That sounds so awful!!! We hope it gets all cleared up real soon...

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  7. OMC! The injustice of it all! How unfair fur them to gang up on you! Hope your weekend improves. Purrs.

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  8. Zero dear, this is just AWFUL! Although, I must say, you look very cute just coming out of the bath.

    Love & hugs
    Tipper

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