As you have already heard from your brother, I think we’ll make a great couple. I went ahead and photoshopped a photo of the two of us together. As you can see, I believe our matching pink noses make us perfect for each other. I don’t want to sound stalker-ish, but I did view your profile on “catster” and we seem to have a lot in common besides our looks. I may be a bit more vocal than you, but I can meow enough for the both of us.
From your blog entry, I sensed that you were a bit hesitant about dating me. One of your concerns was my age. I am five and a half. Mommy is almost 3 years older than daddy so I don’t think that our age gap would be a problem. But if we’re going by kitty years, then yes I’m afraid that will make you a cougar. But I see nothing wrong with that.
That said, I do have one concern. It seems as though you still harbor feeling for your ex, Mattingly. I will not be the rebound mancat. Please take some time to sort through your feelings, since I do not want a broken kitty heart.