Happy International Box Day!

I was visiting some friends today, and found out from them that today's International Box Day! I like boxes a lot so I think this is now my favorite holiday. Mommy's been talking about the 4th of July....something about celebrating independence. I like boxes more than being all alone. Box day wins.






an old video of loofa and me...

AFK No More

I'm baaaaccckkk! So... Aunt Kathy's baby shower was this past Sunday and so mommy took Friday and Monday off for the preparation and recovery from the event which meant that mommy got to spend lots more time with me. Downside was that she was so busy making things for the party and playing a new computer game with daddy called Terraria that it left very little computer time for me. I hate both of them. I originally had no idea she took Monday off so i tried everything I could to wake her up. I meowed non stop for about an hour in a rhythmic monotone voice that tricked her into thinking I was her alarm. It was funny watching her hitting the snooze button! Then I tried the cute I need affection act by shoving me head under her hand for some pets. I licked her arms, shoulders and nose but that didn't really work either. I jumped on her chest and crotch... She groaned in pain but still didn't get out of bed. The only time she did was to feed me breakfast and when I started licking a used dryer sheet. Seriously don't you think I have a bad mommy since she didn't get out of bed until I tried to kill myself?!! Anyways she grabbed the dryer sheet away from me and shoved it between her mattress and crawled back into bed. When she finally got up it was 11:30!!!!!! She still wasn't trying to get ready for work. She just grabbed a cupcake and plopped down in front of the tv. I went to the door and meowed for about 10 minutes to remind her to go to work but she just laughed at me. I hope she still got paid cuz if my menu suffers because of her laziness I will be one very angry kitty.

Origami

The theme of Aunt Kathy's baby shower mommy's organizing is an afternoon tea with a Japanese twist. Mommy's been working on origami balls to place near the flower arrangements to add the touch of Japaneseyness. I tried to help but I get distracted easily.

Me: hey mommy, how can I help?
Mommy: you can start by folding the paper in half
Me: like this?

Mommy: yeah
Me:I'm tired, I think I'll watch you instead.
Mommy: fine
Me: mommy! Look at me!

Mommy: ... Cute
Me: you didn't even look...
Mommy: Zero...I'm kinda busy
Me: I hate you. Munch munch much
Mommy: stop it.

2 days later... Mommy finally finished one ball.

Mommy: I quit. One is enough. Let's make cranes instead.

Earning my Keep

Yesterday was a very emotionally busy day for mommy.

As usual it started off with sadness when she left me to go to work. When she returns from work she usually sees me first cuz I'm waiting for her at the door meowing before she even sticks her key in the lock. But when she came home yesterday I wasn't there. I could hear her yelling my name her voice filled with panic and fear that I had passed out somewhere due to the heat. I felt sorry for her so I terminated my pee midstream to run out of the litter box to comfort her. She is such a drama queen. I had to go back into my box to finish peeing 15 minutes later.

Later on in the evening there was a fly buzzing around the house being annoying. i stood on my tippy toes to squish him against the glass door and slowly pulled him down to a comfortable position...and ate him. He was a little crunchy. But still yummy. You should have seen the look of pride relief and joy on mommy's face. Yay!

Here's a picture of what the fly last saw before he died...

Plunko

Napping with my buddy Plunko. Comfy.

Sibling Rivalry

Mommy got a huge box today. Inside was a canvas print she ordered from canvasondemand.com. I thought it was going to be a picture of me but it wasn't. It was a picture of Hidaka my uncle/brother. Does this mean she loves him more? Maybe she should be living with him then. Humph.

Now you see him . . .

. . . now you don't.

Video Review "Slow Motion Kitty Yawn"

Today I am reviewing the video "Slow Motion Kitty Yawn" by the famous "TheMeanKitty".  Mommy made me watch it, cuz she thought it was really cool looking. There was something about Sparta the cat in this video that irritated me. I think it was the way he was slowly opening his mouth. I tried to shut it for him,but it didn't work. I had to stop watching it...it was pissing me off.

My Reaction:

Original Video "Slow Motion Kitty Yawn" by TheMeanKitty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSSju49XWEM