Fat and Phat

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Daddy and mommy took me to the vet today. My carrier has always been a bit tight, but it did seem tighter than usual. Mommy had a hard time shoving me in, especially since I was playing dead.


In addition to murdering my tapeworm, I had a physical and some blood work done. I passed my blood test but I got in trouble for gaining weight. 1.5lbs in 6 months is supposedly bad. I used to be bulimic... But mommy found me a food combination I can keep down so I don't vomit as often as I used to. Is it also possible that the tapeworm weighs 1.5 pounds?


Speaking of vomit I coughed up a hairball this morning as you can see by the gunk on my paw. It was on mommy's paw too since it was on our bed and she stuck her hand in it when she was getting out. Bwahaha.

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Yesterday I saved mommy's life. She thinks it's her Starbucks addiction but I think it was this phat cat. Mommy had to go to grandmas by 10am so she was going to catch the 9:30 bus to get there just in time. She was taking the day off from work and was planning on sleeping in, but I didn't let her. So she woke up earlier than planned and decided to take the bus before so that she can stop by Starbucks. Turns out some stupid 21 year old that lost control speeding ran over the bus stop at 9:30 killing a guy that was waiting for the bus mommy was originally planning on taking. I think mommy owes me a whole bag of greenies for saving her life. Oh wait ... I'm on this stupid diet now. Boo.


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Tapeworm Year 2

Yeah I got it again. Fleas are immune to frontline I guess.

Anyways we were under the impression that tapeworm segments when found were dead. Mommy plucked one off and put it in a baggie to take to the vet on Friday and it started moving!!! She looks like she's about to puke or cry....

National Hug Your Cat Day 2012

We thought it was national kiss your momma day. Oh well. It was combined with hugs so it's okay.


Kisses to you too Tipper!!!

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Bra Strap

Mommy finally caught me on video snapping her bra to make her get up. She annoys me.

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Retaliation

While Mommy was brushing me today she saw a flea crawling on my privates. She tried to catch it but I was too squirmy and it got away. So she filled up the bathtub and threw me in it!!! She got in with me and sat down and scrubbed me with shampoo and conditioner. She used hers...I hope i don't get sick. I was really good this time. I didn't make her bleed!

I even made mommy think i wasn't mad at her.

But inside I was pissed. So this is how I got back at her. Mommy wasn't happy. Ha!

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Molested

Help! Auntie Sannie is being mean to me. I think Mommy said doggies do this. I feel violated.

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Warning to all cats

Stay away from this thing...



I think mommy brought this evil thing home since I went into the bathroom this morning while she was getting ready for work, meowed at her, and coughed up a huge messy fur ball on a pile of clothes. She had to clean it up and ended up being late for work. I don't like the furminator at all and kept running away from it...but it kept saying "I'll be back" and finding me.






This thing kept attacking me! I think mommy got this to make a clone of me to replace me. I see it forming right in front of my eyes. I'm scared.




Message from mommy:
Don't believe him. On a serious note I have been having a difficult time finding a brush that works on him and his super fine undercoat. This is the 7th brush I purchased and it works the best so far but it's very static-y and messy. I had to run around catching the chunks flying around since zero likes to eat his own fur. Even pulls them out of brushes. Grrr. What do you recommend for long haired cats that's not so messy to use?


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Snap Alarm

My usual methods of waking mommy up this morning didn't work. When I pulled the covers off of her she just said "hi" and pulled the covers back up. I had to try something new. So I started biting her bra strap, pulling it back a few inches and letting it go so that it would snap back and hit her. After about 8 times of doing that I saw mommy reaching for her phone. I wasn't about to let her catch my crime on video so I ran away. It worked... She woke up.




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Happy National Pet Day!

Mommy says we need to introduce all my brothers and sisters today, even though i'm the only one that lives with her.

Zeroichi
me me me!


Hidaka
Hidaka lives with my grandparents since he's too big to live with mommy, and grandpa absolutely adores him. He's an Australian shepherd and he just turned 7.



Taro
Mommy wanted to bring Taro with her when she moved but the grandparents and her decided that Taro should stay with them since a change of environment would shock him. He's approximately 26 years old .... Which is ancient in cockatiel years.



Goldfish
Mommy was a bad mommy here. She didn't want to move with them. They were all feeder fish. The oldest is 8 years old and is now 7 inches. The youngest mommy won at a bazaar playing a ping pong toss game so she named him PiPo. She forgot what she named the other 4. She's a horrible horrible mommy.


Mashi & Vivi
Mommy and daddy got them about 3.5 years ago, and they live with daddy. They love people and greets everyone that visits. There was a third goldfish named Fleep that occasionally played dead for the last year or two. He finally really died a couple weeks ago. Mommy and daddy were sad. :(




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Long lost twin?

Mommy and I think I have a long lost celebrity twin. Tonight we were watching the "big bang theory" and we saw a cat that looked just like me!



This isn't the first time this happened. Last year when mommy and i were watching "Bones" on Netflix, we saw him then too!





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Happy Easter 2012

I stole a collar from a chocolate bunny today. What did you do?












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Happy St. Patricks Day!

Mommy made me wear green today. Did yours? I got to eat some corn beef and cabbage so I guess today wasn't all bad.

I think Hidaka had a better day. He turned 7 on Monday, so there was a birthday party for him tonight. I wasn't invited.

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Puppy Love?

Not for me. Last night mommy's friends came over and had a tabletop BBQ party. Mommy and auntie Suko got home late since they were rear ended on their way home. Mommy said it was super sad since suko's only had this brand new Audi for 2 months.
Luckily for them their nightmare was over, little did I know mine was about to start. Soon after they came home auntie Bonita came over with her 7 month old puppy named Oliver. He growled at me lots when he first came in which pissed me off. Then he had the nerve to try to play with me all night long.


He played with all my toys even with my buddy Plunko.





Hogged the humans attention.


Looked down at me.


I tried to tell him I didn't want to be his friend, but he didnt believe me.


His mommy gave me a new toy. What do you think he gave us?


I would've been in big trouble if I did that. Instead he was just praised for making it look like a pretzel. I'm glad he's gone. Mommy wants him to visit again. She's dumb.

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Keyboard ♫

La la la









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Boing

Happy Leap Year!!!!





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No Balls

Happy Spay/Neuter Day!!!

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Greenie trouble again

Mommy was holding one. So I jumped up to get it.



Turns out I caught her finger instead. No greenie for me. Sad.



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Magic Floating Poop

Mommy's mad at me cuz this was touching her iPad. If she didn't shed so much this wouldn't have happened. I hate her.

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World Spay Day 2012 Online Pet Photo Contest

Mommy just entered this photo of me in the contest. It's for a very good cause, so we think you should all submit your photos. :)

iPuked

...now I'm starving.


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Another Kitty Playdate

What was mommy thinking? Was she getting back at me for the greenies incident?


Last night Auntie Sannie and PK came to visit with a kitten that didn't even have a name yet.


This little girl was everywhere. Eating my food, using my litterbox, playing with my toys and stealing mommy's attention.



I wasn't very happy. I don't care if I'm 4 times bigger than her and like 12lbs heavier...I didn't like her. She even hissed at me. Okay...so maybe I started it...but I think I'll keep my distance.



Look at this smug little face of hers like she won this battle. I knew there was a reason why I like dogs more.


I hope this third play date fail will teach mommy that I'd rather be the only feline child in this household for now. I refused to sleep with her all of last night to teach her a lesson.

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Greenies Addiction

Mommy says I need to go to rehab since my addiction to greenies have been making me do some very bad things.

On valentines day while mommy was at work I found a bag of greenies on the counter. Mommy didn't notice it was missing since I'm not allowed on the counters. Everything was going really well until around 10:30pm. I thought mommy was distracted by the tv so I went into the hallway to munch on a few but the stupid bag made a rustling noise. Mommy started to turn around so I covered the bag with my body quickly so she wouldn't see what I had. She knew I was up to something and found this...







I got yelled at. And mommy took the bag away and put it in a ziploc bag and hid it from me. Last night I saw mommy moving it to my cabinet. I waited until mommy fell asleep and opened the cabinet and pulled out all the clothes ..but a stupid box of fancy feast was still in the way. Mommy woke up since i was pawing at the fancy feast and making a ruckus and caught me before I could get to the greenies. I'm in big trouble now. :(



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