Saturday, March 3, 2012

Puppy Love?

Not for me. Last night mommy's friends came over and had a tabletop BBQ party. Mommy and auntie Suko got home late since they were rear ended on their way home. Mommy said it was super sad since suko's only had this brand new Audi for 2 months.
Luckily for them their nightmare was over, little did I know mine was about to start. Soon after they came home auntie Bonita came over with her 7 month old puppy named Oliver. He growled at me lots when he first came in which pissed me off. Then he had the nerve to try to play with me all night long.

He played with all my toys even with my buddy Plunko.

Hogged the humans attention.

Looked down at me.

I tried to tell him I didn't want to be his friend, but he didnt believe me.

His mommy gave me a new toy. What do you think he gave us?

I would've been in big trouble if I did that. Instead he was just praised for making it look like a pretzel. I'm glad he's gone. Mommy wants him to visit again. She's dumb.

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  1. OMC, what could be worse than an adorable baby woofie? Wait, and adorable baby woofie that poops on YOUR rug in YOUR house! Demerits should be issued to the Mom. Immediately.

  2. EWWWW! Ick, ick, ick! I would have slapped that little dog. I live with a dog ten times that one's size, and I slap her too! I am not a fan of dogs... or their dog poop.

    P.S. I am glad your human and Suko were okay after that accident - my human's car was totaled in December (no one was badly hurt), and it was a bummer.

  3. Dear Zero,
    Doggys must be put in their place IMMEDIATELY!! Otherwise they thinks they is better than us cats. Me thinks yous did everything right!

  4. oooooh, that woofie would have felt the wrath of our clawrs!

  5. Oh man, how rude of that woofie! If he comes over again, and we hope he doesn't, we hope he has better manners!