Soy un Gato

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Mommy made me a soft taco to celebrate. The corn tortilla was gross and the meat tasted like cat food but the cheese on top was "yum".

I <3 Toys

Mommy's been shopping again. I love when stuff she orders come in boxes cuz that means I have a box to play in until she throws it out.


"next...next...next...I likie!....wtf? Are you talking to me?! Stop calling me names that's not very nice!"

That grey fuzzy mousy was a gift from my TVAR foster mommy. It's one of my favorites.

My Bad

Mommy's mad at me.

I bit her this morning. I didn't mean to....it just happened. Mommy was sleeping so I stretched out in one of my favorite places...up in her armpit. As I was dozing off I started licking mommy's arm, got a bit carried away and bit her.  Mommy was mad.  :(

"herro eburiwan. me asian like mommy"

PoP

Mommy's been very worried about me lately since I've had a cold. Earlier today I partially sneezed out a thick gooey booger and so mommy tried to pull the rest of it out. Boy was that uncomfortable. It made me go into a giant sneezing frenzy cuz it tickled. I hope the little blue warriors in the Kleenex kills the evil villains in my nose real soon.

Hee hee.....I was still able to make mommy laugh when I blew like 10 booger bubbles in a row for her. She grabbed her phone to take a picture but I got a bit shy. Maybe next time.

sniffles

I'm a Mommy Molester

As usual I woke up 20 minutes before mommy's alarm went off and tried to convince her to wake up early. How rude! I think she's learned to tune me out.  I wonder what she'll do if i stuck my tongue in her mouth. *poke* ....  yay she's petting me "puuurrrrrrr". Wait...that's it? that only lasted about 5 seconds. *poke*. "purrrrr", *poke*, "purrrrrr".  BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP... mommy reached over to turn off the alarm and went back to sleep...... or so I thought.  She was laying there like a zombie with with her eyes open. Is she dead? *WACK* right in the boobies..... eeek! She's alive.... RUN!

"Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband..."

Pancakes!

Daddy brought breakfast this morning from McDonalds. We all sat around the dining table as daddy unpacked the food. Ooh daddy got a McGriddle meal, mommy got a Big Breakfast, and i got.....Hey! Where's my food?! Ooh mommy's not looking right now. I wonder if she'll notice if I stole a pancake. Eeek she caught me. I guess I'll settle for a chunk of scrambled egg she's breaking off for me.

GIVE!

Kissies

Mommy is NOT a morning person. She stayed up a little too late last night, so my regular wakeup routine didn’t work.  My meowing  was absolutely useless, I tried pulling the covers off of her but she didn’t care,  when I slammed my full body weight on her stomach she screamed and yelled  but promptly flipped over and fell back asleep.  I didn’t know what else to do, so I climbed onto her back to think of a plan D.  *PING* a plan popped into my head.  I climbed off her back, and sat down about 6 inches   from her face, leaned forward to give her a quick slobbery kiss and observed. I tried again… this time she started shaking. I tried again….the shaking turned into full blown giggles. Finally after 5 tries, she gave me a hug and went to the kitchen to make me breakfast.

After I finished breakfast, I went back into the bedroom to check on Mommy. She was sleeping again! I jumped on the bed, and made myself comfortable on her feet, and watched her hit snooze every 5 minutes for 20 minutes until she jumped out of bed in a panic and almost fell over since my 12.5 lbs had put a foot to sleep. 

Wake up already....sheesh

Self Introduction

Hi, my name is Zeroichi.  Before I was adopted my name was Levi, but my new mommy didn’t like it so she decided to rename me. Mommy really wanted to name me “Ichi” because she adopted me on 1/11/11.  Daddy wanted to name me “Zero” after a character in MegaMan.  Since daddy thought mommy should get a hamster instead of a cat, she agreed to name me Zero in the hopes that he would warm up to me faster. And that is how I became “Zeroichi”.  (Don’t worry, Daddy loves me now.)

You are probably wondering why a cat like me was put up for adoption.  I originally had 4 siblings…canine and feline. When I was 5 years old, my ex-father ran into some financial difficulties, and had to choose which one of us to surrender to the East County Animal Shelter.  I was picked, since the ex-father thought that I had a higher chance of being adopted since I was declawed.  Thankfully I was rescued by the Tri-Valley Animal Rescue (TVAR) before I was given a drug overdose, and put into foster care with a wonderful family.  Since daddy threatened to declaw a cat mommy adopts,  mommy was searching for clawless kitties on PetFinder and found me. When mommy found out that I was about to move into a display cage at Petsmart Dublin for 2 weeks, she panicked. So that very same day, Mommy and Auntie Sandra left work early to drive an hour to Dublin to meet me. I went home that night. 

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