I need acting lessons....

This morning i tried something new. The extreme guilt method.  While mommy was sleeping, i sat on the floor and gave her the sad wide eyed stare. Every time her eyes opened, I would meow as quietly as I could so that she'd think i was fading away from hunger. When she finally followed me to the kitchen I plopped down on my side and positioned myself in front of the empty food bowl as if I was completely passed out. Mommy wasn't buying it, since i still had dry food left.  As soon as mommy filled my bowl with yummy pot roast, I forgot about my whole "i'm dying cuz you won't feed me act" and stood up so mommy will give me the spoon to lick.

I push veggies aside like mama.