Mommy's complaining her lip hurts. It's not my fault I bit her by accident. This wouldn't have happened if she didnt try to feed me like a momma bird. What a dummy.
Now Zero, here is where the advice of an older woman comes in handy. Repeat after me, dear, "Nothing is ever the cat's fault, nothing is ever the cat's fault". If anyone accuses you of anything, just remember this.
Accidents happen. We're sure you didn't mean it. Purrs fur Mom's lip. xoxo
ReplyDeleteHmmm, TBT keeps his lips an paws AWAY from our food. We DO tend ta eat rather enthusiastically...
ReplyDeleteOuchies! Sometimes I give the bitey, too. But I don't (usually) make bloods come out!
ReplyDeleteNow Zero, here is where the advice of an older woman comes in handy. Repeat after me, dear, "Nothing is ever the cat's fault, nothing is ever the cat's fault". If anyone accuses you of anything, just remember this.
ReplyDeleteLove & hugs
Tipper