Momma hairball

Mommy's worried about me again since she saw 2 inches of her hair sticking out of my mouth. If u know mommy you know she has very thick long hair. Since only 2 inches was sticking out ... that means the other 3 feet of her hair was inside of me. When she tugged on it it ticked so I swallowed it before she had a chance to cut it. This is why she never complains when my fur gets in her mouth. She has no right to. :)

Sheets

I didn't know making a bed was so much fun! Mommy washed her sheets today and so I helped. I'm such a good boy.

Pssssshhhhhhhh~

I scared mommy last night. It was fun.

Mommy's near sighted so she took off her glasses to play 999 on her DS. I usually talk to her when I'm about to get on the bed, or jump on her to startle her. This time I tried something different. As stealthy as i could, I crept up to mommy and made the weirdest sound I could make. Kinda hissy, windy and drawn out.... "pppssshhhhhhhhh~"mommy looked around and said "zero was that you? zeroichi.?" and since she didn't see me anywhere, she went back to playing her game. I quietly jumped up on her bed, without her noticing and said "pppsssshhhhhh~" again.  Once again mommy sat up and looked around for me. I stayed as low and still as I could so she wouldn't see me. She looked so confused it was funny. When she gave up looking around for me she started to lean back... and there I was right where she had just looked a millisecond earlier.  A foot away from her face staring at her with my super dilated eyes. She freaked out, and I could hear her heart beating like crazy when i crawled onto her chest. I WIN

Happy Bunny Day

Mommy said today was Easter. I think it's a bit unfair that there's a day dedicated to rabbits and not cats.  This morning mommy gave me some tuna and egg for breakfast before she left to spend time with the grandparents and Hidaka. Mommy told me Hidaka got a real egg hunt but thought that would make me sick so she gave me a plastic round thing instead. I saw mommy filling it with my snacks but I couldnt figure out how to open it. I tried giving it back to mommy for about 5 minutes until she finally gave up and opened it for me. Yum yum. Easter is kinda fun.

Mommy thinks I look more like an earless rabbit than a cat 

at the end of the video. She's mean.

Caught Sauce Pawed

I'm in trouble again. Mommy's dinner looked yummy so I snuck up on her and stuck my paw in it. She scared me when she yelled at me and I ended up putting my paw on the couch and losing most of the sauce on it. What a waste...

mmm that okonomiyaki looks yummy...

let me try some....

yummy~

better lick it off the couch too.

Catery

It's 11:30 and mommy just came home. Whats that I smell? Sniff sniff. CATS??!!..what's she doing hanging out with cats when I've been patiently waiting for her to come home. I demanded she tell me the truth, and she admitted to playing with 2 cats. One was a funky eared scooter riding kitty. Does that make him cooler than me? I just knew she was up to something because she started sawing away at a baguette as soon as she got home from work. I tried feigning the flu by vomiting my dinner....but she still left me to hang out with her neighbors. I think she should've cancelled her plans and stayed with me. Mommy better sleep with her eyes open tonight.

Fletcher - One of the Kitties Mommy Cheated on me With

Here he is riding a scooter.

Teriyaki Cluck Cluck

Mommy didn't come home until 9 tonight. I missed her so much she could hear me crying even before she opened the door. After she gave me dinner she told me she had a surprise for me. She saved me some teriyaki chicken from Sushi-tei. She wiped off most of the sauce so it was more like plain grilled chicken but it was still super yummy. I know she has more in that white box. I hope she forgets to put it in the fridge tonight. Bwahahaha

UPDATE - I laid down next to mommy last night and we watched Ally McBeal on Netflix together.  I tried to make her extra comfy so that she'll fall asleep and forget about the leftovers on the counter.  It worked...she fell asleep but so did I. She woke me up at 2am to go to bed but put the leftovers away first. boooo  :(