Poopie Pillow

As you know, mommys been making me take medicine. It has been a huge struggle for the both of us. Thank you all for the great advice to make it easier for me to take it. I know its good for me, but it still tastes yucky. But it sucks having to take a pill in the morning, and three at night.  After reading the comment from my dear Tipper, I decided i needed to be a man and put up with it too.  Before when mommy shoved pills down my throat i would shake my head and keep my mouth shut making it impossible to get medicine down. If she was successful getting it in and wouldn't let my head go, I would use my tongue and ooze it out the side of my mouth. So imagine how shocked mommy was when i took my medicine Friday night. She knows its a matter of time, but she hopes i stay obedient until i'm done with my antibiotics (8 more days). The Zyrtec and cortizone she's not as concerned about if i lose some of the dose.

But i wasn't about to let mommy get away with it that easily. Saturday morning, when mommy went to grab her phone next to her pillow she noticed a few poo poo paw prints on her pillow. I had left it there the day before, but she didn't see it when she went to bed because she didn't turn her light on. She slept with her head in my poo poo.... BWAHAHAHAHA

This is why i have to take medicine:

Mommy finally caught my coughing attacks on camera. She missed the first 2/3 of it fumbling with her phone:

I sneeze a lot. I blame her for not cleaning:

yummy boogers.

I'm Starving

Mommy won't feed me.

I had a feeling mommy's been reading my diary. Tonight she tried mixing the medicine with the cream cheese like my friends at Mark's Mews recommended. (Super great idea by the way!!!! Thank you) But I saw her doing it, so i wasn't about to fall for it. I decided to track it across the house instead. She tried shoving a dollop in my mouth and i spit it out and stomped on it, tracking more around the house. This made mommy even more frustrated with me. Now she's trying to hide the cream cheese in the greenies pill capsules and tossed them in my dinner bowl. I'm not stupid. She's stupid for thinking i'll get hungry enough to eat it. Two can play this game. I'm stubborn like momma. I'm not going to make it easy for her. I'll just pace around whining and petting her until she gives in and give me dinner.

BTW... do you know the siamese cat song? Humans at mommy's work started singing it when they saw this picture of the two siamese babies terrorizing me at the vet...