Dear Tipper,
As you have already heard from your brother, I think we’ll make a great couple. I went ahead and photoshopped a photo of the two of us together. As you can see, I believe our matching pink noses make us perfect for each other. I don’t want to sound stalker-ish, but I did view your profile on “catster” and we seem to have a lot in common besides our looks. I may be a bit more vocal than you, but I can meow enough for the both of us.
From your blog entry, I sensed that you were a bit hesitant about dating me. One of your concerns was my age. I am five and a half. Mommy is almost 3 years older than daddy so I don’t think that our age gap would be a problem. But if we’re going by kitty years, then yes I’m afraid that will make you a cougar. But I see nothing wrong with that.
That said, I do have one concern. It seems as though you still harbor feeling for your ex, Mattingly. I will not be the rebound mancat. Please take some time to sort through your feelings, since I do not want a broken kitty heart.
Warmly,
Zeroichi
Oh, Mr. Zeroichi! That was a very thoughtful letter to Miss Tipper. We can't wait to hear her reply!
ReplyDeleteHi Zeroichi! We just came across your blog and thought we would stop by and say hello. We are three cats (Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan), one dog (Tommy) and one horse (Vidock) living in the French countryside. Nice to meet you!
ReplyDeleteHi Zeroichi!! We are very pleased to meet you!!
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Dang Zeroichi, yoo are kwite da gentleman cat aren't yoo. How could Tipper resist such a kind heart. And yoo two do look good together! Da fact dat yoo don't want to break her heart (or yoors either) says a lot about how much yoo think of Tipper.
ReplyDeleteZeroichi, I'm sure you will sweep Tipper off her feet!!! - Susie
ReplyDeleteI must learn more about this crush thing. Your letter is very impressive, but what mom and I like best is your picture. We thinks that you two would make beyootiful music togedder.
ReplyDeleteGood luck!
ReplyDeleteThank you all for your kind words of encouragement! My paws are crossed.
ReplyDeleteGood luck to you, Tipper is a cool ladycat!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, I'm almost speechless, and that's saying a lot since I'm the most vocal cat in our family.
ReplyDeleteZero...may I call you Zero?...you are so sweet and such a gentleman. After not speaking to my ex for over a year, I had almost given up hope of finding love again, and, of course, my answer is YES!
I simply adore the photo of the two of us together and will ask Mom to put it in our sidebar. I know you'll love being part of the Cat Blogosphere and you'll meet all my friends.
Yours,
Tipper
Yaaaaayyyyyyy!!! Love is in the air...
ReplyDelete@Tipper - Super Yay! Thank you for giving me a chance Tipper! I promise to take very good care of you. We will make this long distance relationship work. <3
ReplyDelete@Susie - Yup!!!! It smells yummy!
You be nice to our little lady furiend Tipper. She and her family live near us and we would be unhappy if she was unhappy.
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